I have selective hearing I'm sorry you were not selected (Coffee Mug)

"An honest mistake, but don't worry, this mug is loud enough to make up for it. Enjoy your morning coffee with a mug that takes selective hearing to a whole new level (literally). Perfect for those who prefer to tune out the noise and focus on the good stuff. Bonus points for using it during boring meetings (just kidding, don't do that). But seriously, this mug is pretty great."

Great for special occasions or showcasing your unique style (or business logo!), the easy-to-hold curve handle allows for comfortable sipping of your favorite hot beverages at home or in the office. Holds 11 oz. of liquid.